16 Weird & Hilarious Foods Hidden in the MyFitnessPal Database

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We have 13.6 million foods in the MyFitnessPal database. That’s a staggering number of foods, and it’s all thanks to you lovely folks out there. Lucky us, a few of you also managed to sneak in some rather hilarious “foods.” (Don’t think we didn’t notice!) Below are 16 of the most hilarious “foods” in the database to date.

Go ahead, have a laugh. You’ll burn some calories!

1. CAT FOOD

Pet food at Whole Foods is apparently good enough for humans.

2. EVERYTHING (w/ 10^38 CALORIES)

When you’re so ravenous you want to eat up the universe. Why don’t the calories match up? O_o

3. TEARS OF MY ENEMIES

Because revenge tastes that sweet. Remember to serve it cold!

4. BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT

Huh… this would’ve been good for Halloween.

5. TEARS OF SMALL CHILDREN

Even the witch from Hansel and Gretel uses MyFitnessPal, apparently.

6. LIFE CHANGING LOAF OF BREAD

This is actually a real thing. Has anyone tried it?

7. I DO NOT REGRET THIS!

Sounds like a “cheat day.”

8. LOVE

Ever gained relationship weight? It could be because love costs calories.

9. REGRET

Such a waste of macros.

10. REGRETTING THIS GUT BUSTING TOE COSTING DIABETIC NIGHTMARE

We think you hurt the brownie’s feelings.

11. TOO MUCH BOOZE

Yup… 500 calories oughta do it.

12. OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Enough said…

13. TURKEY DINNER WITH EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE

This entry is just in time for the holidays.

14. NIGHTMARES

C’mon. We’ve all woken up in a cold sweat after dreaming we ate our term paper… and then logged it just to be safe.

15. GUILT FREE COOKIES

We like the attitude! Enjoy what you eat, don’t feel guilty.

16. HOT FUDGE SUNDAE, ONE SCOOP w/WHIP AND A WORLD OF REGRET

The World of Hurt isn’t far behind…

Found a few hilarious foods in the database? Share yours below.

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